What do you call an Alligator Detective?\n\nAn Investi-gator!\n\n\n\nWhat did one Alligator say to the other who was in the way?\n\nPlease move, I need to get Bayou!\n\n\n\nWhat do you call a scaled creature who's excellent with directions?\n\nA Navi-gator!\n\n\n\nWhat do Alligators call artistic Turkeys?\n\nPoultry in motion.

Gator Hater

Gator Puns

Two Alligators walk into a settlement bar. One orders and says, "I would like a water... but it CANNOT have ice in it."\n\nThe barkeep asks, "Why the big clause?"\n\nThe Alligator replies, "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"

Two Alligators Walk Into A Bar...

What's the difference between a hiding leopard and a hiding tiger?\n\nA tiger can't be spotted.\n\n\n\nWhat did the tiger tell her kids before dinner?\n\nLet us prey.\n\n\n\nWhy was the tiger angry after the race?\n\nBecause the winner was a cheetah.\n\n\n\nWhy can you trust what a tiger says?\n\nThey ain't lion!

Tiger Fighter

Tiger Puns

What do you get with the eyes of a tiger, the paws of a monkey, the tail of an alligator, and the heart of a turkey?\n\nA lifetime ban from the Aeternum Zoo.\n\n\n\n\n\nNote: Workshop on this one with Redridge, it'd be more effective if there actually was an Aeternum Zoo.

What Do You Get...

Named for the black fungus that grows within, the ruins of Chinese settlers lay amidst lush wetlands, majestic waterfalls, and towering cliffs

Hopkins' Joke Book Chapter - NWGuide Database of Lore

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