What do you call an Alligator Detective?\n\nAn Investi-gator!\n\n\n\nWhat did one Alligator say to the other who was in the way?\n\nPlease move, I need to get Bayou!\n\n\n\nWhat do you call a scaled creature who's excellent with directions?\n\nA Navi-gator!\n\n\n\nWhat do Alligators call artistic Turkeys?\n\nPoultry in motion.

Gator Hater

Gator Puns

Two Alligators walk into a settlement bar. One orders and says, "I would like a water... but it CANNOT have ice in it."\n\nThe barkeep asks, "Why the big clause?"\n\nThe Alligator replies, "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"

Two Alligators Walk Into A Bar...

What's the difference between a hiding leopard and a hiding tiger?\n\nA tiger can't be spotted.\n\n\n\nWhat did the tiger tell her kids before dinner?\n\nLet us prey.\n\n\n\nWhy was the tiger angry after the race?\n\nBecause the winner was a cheetah.\n\n\n\nWhy can you trust what a tiger says?\n\nThey ain't lion!

Tiger Fighter

Tiger Puns

What do you get with the eyes of a tiger, the paws of a monkey, the tail of an alligator, and the heart of a turkey?\n\nA lifetime ban from the Aeternum Zoo.\n\n\n\n\n\nNote: Workshop on this one with Redridge, it'd be more effective if there actually was an Aeternum Zoo.

What Do You Get...

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