Two Alligators Walk Into A Bar...
Gator Hater
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Chapter::
Hopkins' Joke Book
#5
Two Alligators walk into a settlement bar. One orders and says, "I would like a water... but it CANNOT have ice in it."
The barkeep asks, "Why the big clause?"
The Alligator replies, "I don't know, I've had them my whole life!"